Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask whats for lunch.
I awoke one morning and found myself famous.
A smile is the best way to get away with trouble even if it's a fake one.
He's very clever, but sometimes his brains go to his head.
Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?
Above all, if what you've done is stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid.
You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.
If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game.
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
Nothing is permanent in this wicked world, not even our troubles.
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.
Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
You can't produce a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant.
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
A doctor can bury his mistakes, but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.