Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money
A doctor can bury his mistakes, but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
I believe that every human has a finite amount of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
I dont know where I am going, but I am on my way.
My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.
I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.
Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.
When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
He has a brilliant mind until he makes it up.
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.
I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird.
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.