You sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve.

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

Rich men's houses are seldom beautiful, rarely comfortable, and never original. It is a constant source of surprise to people of moderate means to observe how little a big fortune contributes to Beauty.

If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!

By desiring little, a poor man makes himself rich.

The difficulty is to try and teach the multitude that something can be true and untrue at the same time.

I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.

The death of a beautiful woman, is unquestionably the most poetical topic in the world.

An intense anticipation itself transforms possibility into reality; our desires being often but precursors of the things which we are capable of performing.

Get off your butt and join the Marines!

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford.

It is piracy, not overt online music stores, which is our main competitor.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that`s OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.

Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality.

When one door is closed, don't you know that many more are open

He who never made a mistake, never made a discovery.

Your clothes conceal much of your beauty, yet they hide not the unbeautiful

What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.