Don't take the wrong side of an argument just because your opponent has taken the right side.

Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians.

Will and intellect are one and the same thing.

I want to put a ding in the universe.

Any non-commissioned officer is more of an enemy to a recruit, any schoolmaster to a pupil, then they are if they were free.

Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect-and I don't live to be-but before you start pointing fingers... make sure your hands are clean!

I don't try to imagine a personal god; it suffices to stand in awe at the structure of the world, insofar as it allows our inadequate senses to appreciate it.

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.

I can see in your eyes, I can see in your faces, I can see you cry. But what I want to say, there's no reason to cry. Do not, in the name of peace, go in the streets and riot.

Beauty of whatever kind, in its supreme development, invariably excites the sensitive soul to tears.

I am one of those who think like Nobel, that humanity will draw more good than evil from new discoveries.

Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.

I apologize for lying to you. I promise I won't deceive you except in matters of this sort.

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing.

To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best.

Every beauty which is seen here by persons of perception resembles more than anything else that celestial source from which we all are come.

The people who are doing the work are the moving force behind the Macintosh. My job is to create a space for them, to clear out the rest of the organization and keep it at bay.

I have no idea. People who boast about their IQ are losers.

All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire.