Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.

Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.

Radical simply means 'grasping things at the root'.

The mystery of the beginning of all things is insoluble by us; and I for one must be content to remain an agnostic

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back.

Forewarned, forearmed. To be prepared is half the victory.

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman.

Who the hell wants fourteen pairs of shoes when they go on holiday? I haven't had fourteen pairs in my life.

A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast.

Let us try to teach generosity and altruism, because we are born selfish.

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good thing for the first time.

Society is now one polished horde, Formed of two mighty tribes, The Bores and the Bored.

What is to give light must endure burning.

I may not be better than other people, but at least I'm different.

The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.

Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.

I can bear any pain as long as it has meaning.

The dogmas of the quiet past are inadequate to the stormy present. The occasion is piled high with difficulty, and we must rise with the occasion. As our case is new, so we must think anew and act anew.