Of all the things I`ve lost I miss my mind the most.
Dress shabbily and they remember the dress; dress impeccably and they remember the woman.
Television is chewing gum for the eyes.
The gift of words is the gift of deception and illusion.
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.
I apologize for lying to you. I promise I won't deceive you except in matters of this sort.
God creates, I do not create. I assemble and I steal everywhere to do it - from what I see, from what the dancers can do, from what others do.
Be that self which one truly is.
I sound my barbaric yawp over the rooftops of the world.
Face the facts of being what you are, for that is what changes what you are.
At the bottom of enmity between strangers lies indifference.
Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
One must judge men not by their opinions, but by what their opinions have made of them.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.
When the student is ready, the teacher will appear.
I am not interested in picking up crumbs of compassion thrown from the table of someone who considers himself my master. I want the full menu of rights.
A toast, Jedediah, to love on my terms. Those are the only terms anybody ever knows - his own.
The speed of the leader is the speed of the gang.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.