Before I speak, I have something important to say.

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

Memory... is an internal rumour.

The idea of freedom is inspiring. But what does it mean? If you are free in a political sense but have no food, what's that? The freedom to starve?

I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.

All is disgust when a man leaves his own nature and does what is unfit.

Common sense is not so common.

I apologize for lying to you. I promise I won't deceive you except in matters of this sort.

I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.

I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something; and because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do something that I can do.

Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them.

I have often been accused of putting my foot in my mouth, but I will never put my hand in your pockets

By seeing London, I have seen as much of life as the world can show.

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.

It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.

God creates, I do not create. I assemble and I steal everywhere to do it - from what I see, from what the dancers can do, from what others do.

The mind that finds its way to wild places is the poet's; but the mind that never finds its way back is the lunatic's.

Do unto those downstream as you would have those upstream do unto you.