Before I speak, I have something important to say.

Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.

There are no facts, only interpretations.

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

There's no such thing as perfect writing, just like there's no such thing as perfect despair.

Children are a wonderful gift. They have an extraordinary capacity to see into the heart of things and to expose sham and humbug for what they are.

Television is chewing gum for the eyes.

There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered.

I will go on my knees and ask the Liberian people to participate in bringing peace and stability to our country.

I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.

When people talk of the freedom of writing, speaking or thinking I cannot choose but laugh. No such thing ever existed. No such thing now exists; but I hope it will exist. But it must be hundreds of years after you and I shall write and speak no more.

I want to go ahead of Father Time with a scythe of my own.

I like to think of myself at home in the armchair, writing, smoking and occasionally wandering down the shop.

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives.

People create stories create people; or rather stories create people create stories.

Surrealism is destructive, but it destroys only what it considers to be shackles limiting our vision.

In just six weeks from the time the design was started, we had the motor on the block testing its power.

So many women just don't know how great they really are. They come to us all vogue outside and vague on the inside.

Confusion of goals and perfection of means seems, in my opinion, to characterize our age.