To avoid criticism say nothing, do nothing, be nothing.
I know I am but mortal and so therewhilst prepare myself for death, whensoever it shall please God to send it.
Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
The experience gathered from books, though often valuable,is but the nature of learning whereas the experience gained from actual life is of the nature of wisdom.
Obsession is the wellspring of genius and madness.
The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing.
Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart.
Wisdom... comes not from age, but from education and learning.
A house divided against itself cannot stand.
When playing board-games which involve quizzes etc, you will always know the answers to everyone else's set of questions but never your own.
Jealousy is the tribute mediocrity pays to genius.
Time flies over us, but leaves its shadow behind.
Those who see the invisible can do the impossible.
Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself.
It is hard to fight desire; but to control it is the sign of a reasonable man.
Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached.
One new feature or fresh take can change everything.
Never ruin an apology with an excuse.
Those who can not change their minds can not change anything.
Do not say a little in many words, but a great deal in few!
The greatest minds are capable of the greatest vices as well as of the greatest virtues.