Sunlight is painting.
Children are a wonderful gift. They have an extraordinary capacity to see into the heart of things and to expose sham and humbug for what they are.
Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others.
Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.
If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
One of the great penalties those of us who live our lives in full view of the public must pay is the loss of that most cherished birthright of man's, privacy.
The mind is a superb instrument if used rightly. Used wrongly, however, it becomes very destructive. To put it more accurately... you usually don't use it at all. It uses you.
No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another.
Comedy is acting out optimism.
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.
A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch.
There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.
I don't say we all ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could.
I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.
It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.
We often discover what will do by finding out what will not do; and probably he who never made a mistake never made a discovery.
What do you despise? By this are you truly known.
I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.
If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!