All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire.
Since it is difficult to join them together, it is safer to be feared than to be loved when one of the two must be lacking.
The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil and no good, nothing but blind pitiless indifference.
An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.
You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.
The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.
I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that`s OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
The hardest thing to explain is the glaringly evident which everybody has decided not to see.
Those who restrain desire do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained.
I like to think of myself at home in the armchair, writing, smoking and occasionally wandering down the shop.
You’ll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut.
New opinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, without any other reason but because they are not common.
The cure for boredom is curiosity.There is no cure for curiosity.
I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
Purity of heart is to will one thing.
Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.
Your personal nature seeks its paradise.
People create stories create people; or rather stories create people create stories.
Everything beautiful has a mark of eternity.
Women have the right to work wherever they want, as long as they have the dinner ready when you get home.