The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.
Rich men's houses are seldom beautiful, rarely comfortable, and never original. It is a constant source of surprise to people of moderate means to observe how little a big fortune contributes to Beauty.
For the meaning of life differs from man to man, from day to day and from hour to hour. What matters, therefore, is not the meaning of life in general but rather the specific meaning of a person's life at a given moment.
By desiring little, a poor man makes himself rich.
Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays.
Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
All honor's wounds are self-inflicted.
If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words.
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
I love Madrid. I am happy to be here. I have been here three years and hope to be here longer. But I am proud of where I come from and never forget the people I grew up with.
Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought.
Charity ... is the opium of the privileged.
All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire.
Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
They have formed their own 4-H club - the hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.
To the young people I say, you are a gift to your communities and indeed the world. You are our hope and our future.
The bat thought I was giving him the kiss of life!
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
Do it again on the next verse, and people think you meant it.
Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.