It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.
Religion is like a knife: you can either use it to cut bread, or stick in someone's back.
When you get to a certain age, there is no coming back.
To find a man's true character, play golf with him.
The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.
Radical simply means 'grasping things at the root'.
There's nothing in the world so demoralizing as money.
I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist.
We are all now connected by the Internet, like neurons in a giant brain.
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
New opinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, without any other reason but because they are not common.
As long as we believe in absurdities we shall continue to commit atrocities.
Sanity is a madness put to good uses.
Genius is sorrow's child.
There are two things children should get from their parents: roots and wings.
I don't do drugs, I am drugs
The paranoid is never entirely mistaken.