I used to desire many, many things, but now I have just one desire, and thats to get rid of all my other desires.
I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that`s OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
Central banks don't have divine wisdom. They try to do the best analysis they can and must be prepared to stand or fall by the quality of that analysis.
I just want to retire before I go senile because if I don't retire before I go senile, then I'll do more damage than good at that point.
When you get to a certain age, there is no coming back.
Religion is like a knife: you can either use it to cut bread, or stick in someone's back.
If you never stop when you wave goodbye you just might find, if you give it time, you will wave hello again...
One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.
When people start asking you to do the same thing over and over again, that's when you know you're way too close to something that you don't want to be near.
I like to think of myself at home in the armchair, writing, smoking and occasionally wandering down the shop.
The Declaration of Independence I always considered as a theatrical show. Jefferson ran away with all the stage effect of that... and all the glory of it.
The thing I lose patience with the most is the clock. Its hands move too fast
I want to go ahead of Father Time with a scythe of my own.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
That which costs little is less valued.
Advice to intellectuals: let no-one represent you.
There is only one way... to get anybody to do anything. And that is by making the other person want to do it.
Effective action is always unjust.
Nothing is black or white.
Sanity is a madness put to good uses.