The future ain't what it used to be.
Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
Purity of heart is to will one thing.
Everything beautiful has a mark of eternity.
To find a man's true character, play golf with him.
I can see in your eyes, I can see in your faces, I can see you cry. But what I want to say, there's no reason to cry. Do not, in the name of peace, go in the streets and riot.
Get off your butt and join the Marines!
No man for any considerable period can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be the true.
I will indulge my sorrows, and give way to all the pangs and fury of despair.
Do it again on the next verse, and people think you meant it.
As long as we believe in absurdities we shall continue to commit atrocities.
There is no limit to the amount of good you can do if you don't care who gets the credit.
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.
Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back.
One of the great penalties those of us who live our lives in full view of the public must pay is the loss of that most cherished birthright of man's, privacy.
A man of honour should never forget what he is because he sees what others are.
There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.
Learn to give, whether you have plenty or little, whether you are happy or in pain.
A woman can be over dressed but never over elegant.
Courage is grace under pressure.