I have no idea. People who boast about their IQ are losers.

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

When you do things from your soul, you feel a river moving in you, a joy.

If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'

Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.

Freedom is from within.

I want to go ahead of Father Time with a scythe of my own.

There is no limit to the amount of good you can do if you don't care who gets the credit.

Give them pleasure. The same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.

Every man's memory is his private literature.

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.

Worry is the interest paid by those who borrow trouble.

To forbid us anything is to make us have a mind for it.

That which costs little is less valued.

Fashion changes, but style endures.

Children are a wonderful gift. They have an extraordinary capacity to see into the heart of things and to expose sham and humbug for what they are.

Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.

Good actions ennoble us, and we are the sons of our deeds.

Dress shabbily and they remember the dress; dress impeccably and they remember the woman.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.