Never accept a drink from a urologist.
The bat thought I was giving him the kiss of life!
All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.
The hardest thing to explain is the glaringly evident which everybody has decided not to see.
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.
Christmas to a child is the first terrible proof that to travel hopefully is better than to arrive.
I used to desire many, many things, but now I have just one desire, and thats to get rid of all my other desires.
A jug fills drop by drop.
Until we're educating every kid in a fantastic way, until every inner city is cleaned up, there is no shortage of things to do.
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
Dream lofty dreams, and as you dream, so you shall become. Your vision is the promise of what you shall one day be; your ideal is the prophecy of what you shall at last unveil.
There's real poetry in the real world. Science is the poetry of reality
Society is now one polished horde, Formed of two mighty tribes, The Bores and the Bored.
True valor lies between cowardice and rashness.
For the meaning of life differs from man to man, from day to day and from hour to hour. What matters, therefore, is not the meaning of life in general but rather the specific meaning of a person's life at a given moment.
The people who are doing the work are the moving force behind the Macintosh. My job is to create a space for them, to clear out the rest of the organization and keep it at bay.
Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us.
Dare to risk public criticism.
I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back.
When the dog looks at you, the dog is not thinking what kind of a person you are. The dog is not judging you.