All honor's wounds are self-inflicted.

The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow.

I am not a saint, unless you think of a saint as a sinner who keeps on trying.

You can have everything in life that you want if you just give enough other people what they want.

The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.

If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin.

Central banks don't have divine wisdom. They try to do the best analysis they can and must be prepared to stand or fall by the quality of that analysis.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

There is only one way... to get anybody to do anything. And that is by making the other person want to do it.

Memories warm you up from the inside. But they also tear you apart.

Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.

Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.

If you follow every dream, you might get lost.

I must uphold my ideals, for perhaps the time will come when I shall be able to carry them out.

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true is really true, there would be little hope of advance.

You are like my little dog; when people see you, they know I am nearby.

I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I want to sing like the birds sing, not worrying about who hears or what they think.