Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Sunlight is painting.

Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.

Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.

Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.

Society is now one polished horde, Formed of two mighty tribes, The Bores and the Bored.

Boards don't hit back.

I don't watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself.

All that you accomplish or fail to accomplish with your life is the direct result of your thoughts.

Talk low, talk slow and don't say too much.

I have no idea. People who boast about their IQ are losers.

No man for any considerable period can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be the true.

We princes are set as it were upon stages in the sight and view of the world.

The gift of words is the gift of deception and illusion.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

The two offices of memory are collection and distribution.

Your personal nature seeks its paradise.

No flying machine will ever fly from New York to Paris.

A lie never lives to be old.

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.