Sex is an emotion in motion.
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
If you tell people you talk to God, they'll think you're religious, but if you say God talks to you, it's ten to one they'll think you're crazy.
I have nothing but respect for you - and not much of that.
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
There are only two types of women: goddesses and doormats.
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool.
I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
Waffles are like pancakes with syrup traps
I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.
Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.
I dont know where I am going, but I am on my way.
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
I got a king-sized bed. I don't know any kings, but if one came over, I guess he'd be comfortable.
Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.