Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.
Domination delegates the physical violence on which it rests to the dominated.
The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision.
A lot of people don't realize that depression is an illness. I don't wish it on anyone, but if they would know how it feels, I swear they would think twice before they just shrug it.
Genius is sorrow's child.
I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.
If you never stop when you wave goodbye you just might find, if you give it time, you will wave hello again...
When you get to a certain age, there is no coming back.
Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change.
You can have everything in life that you want if you just give enough other people what they want.
Television is chewing gum for the eyes.
Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays.
Will and intellect are one and the same thing.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
The Declaration of Independence I always considered as a theatrical show. Jefferson ran away with all the stage effect of that... and all the glory of it.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
I hope I shall possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain what I consider the most enviable of all titles, the character of an honest man.
The speed of the leader is the speed of the gang.
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different.
You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.