Never accept a drink from a urologist.

I am not interested in picking up crumbs of compassion thrown from the table of someone who considers himself my master. I want the full menu of rights.

There is an eloquence in true enthusiasm.

Thought is free.

I may not be better than other people, but at least I'm different.

Never lend your car to someone you've given birth to.

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future.

The lifestyle I`ve been living for the last 30 years, I could have been dead a thousand times.

Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.

All is mine but nothing owned, nothing owned for memory, and mine only while I look.

It seldom happens that any felicity comes so pure as not to be tempered and allayed by some mixture of sorrow.

How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live.

All is disgust when a man leaves his own nature and does what is unfit.

When people talk of the freedom of writing, speaking or thinking I cannot choose but laugh. No such thing ever existed. No such thing now exists; but I hope it will exist. But it must be hundreds of years after you and I shall write and speak no more.

That which costs little is less valued.

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts.

The more you like yourself, the less you are like anyone else, which makes you unique.

I sound my barbaric yawp over the rooftops of the world.

Children show me in their playful smiles the divine in everyone.