A good liar must have a good memory.

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.

Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.

My specialty is detached malevolence.

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.

Sunlight is painting.

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.

I meant what I said and I said what I meant.

There is no real ending. It's just the place where you stop the story.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

I am not now That which I have been.

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast.

The cloud is free only to go with the wind. The rain is free only in falling.

Radical simply means 'grasping things at the root'.

It is a process of diverting one's scattered forces into one powerful channel.

Charity ... is the opium of the privileged.

For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision.

Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real.

All men are liable to error; and most men are, in many points, by passion or interest, under temptation to it.