What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
Marge, you're as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda.
Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool.
We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.
He's very clever, but sometimes his brains go to his head.
You can't produce a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant.
No good deed goes unpunished.
I have left orders to be awakened at any time during national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
I love great music and art, but I think 'cubist' songs and paintings are hideous.
Life's but short. You might as well be amusing.
What a fine weather today! Can't choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself.
I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
The reason fat men are good natured is they can neither fight nor run.