I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
I awoke one morning and found myself famous.
You'll never find a rainbow if you're looking down
It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
I've heard that hard work never killed anyone, but I say why take the chance?
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.