Never accept a drink from a urologist.

I used to desire many, many things, but now I have just one desire, and thats to get rid of all my other desires.

You cant have a plan for your day, til you have a plan for your life.

I don't do drugs, I am drugs

Obsession is an attractive thing. People who are really, really interested and good at one thing and smart are attractive, if they're men.

There's nothing in the world so demoralizing as money.

Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.

All the perplexities, confusion and distress in America arise, not from defects in their Constitution or Confederation, not from want of honor or virtue, so much as from the downright ignorance of the nature of coin, credit and circulation.

Will and intellect are one and the same thing.

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

In the intellectual order, the virtue of humility is nothing more nor less than the power of attention.

A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.

We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same.

The poor are prevented from thinking by the discipline of others, the rich by their own.

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit.

You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.

All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.

It seldom happens that any felicity comes so pure as not to be tempered and allayed by some mixture of sorrow.

There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.