Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

You can have everything in life that you want if you just give enough other people what they want.

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.

If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.

But there is only one thing which gathers people into seditious commotion, and that is oppression

There's nothing in the world so demoralizing as money.

When we are no longer able to change a situation - we are challenged to change ourselves.

He who surpasses or subdues mankind must look down on the hate of those below.

Common sense is the most widely shared commodity in the world, for every man is convinced that he is well supplied with it.

The thing I lose patience with the most is the clock. Its hands move too fast

Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.

Patriotism is usually stronger than class hatred, and always stronger than internationalism.

A person preaches well that lives well.

Tell me thy company, and I shall tell thee what thou art.

Delay always breeds danger. To protract a great design is often to ruin it.

If you follow every dream, you might get lost.

Television is chewing gum for the eyes.

I don't watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself.

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

Society is now one polished horde, Formed of two mighty tribes, The Bores and the Bored.

Terrorism is the tactic of demanding the impossible, and demanding it at gunpoint.