Worry is the interest paid by those who borrow trouble.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that`s OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.

Memories warm you up from the inside. But they also tear you apart.

An idea is salvation by imagination

There is a real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true is really true, there would be little hope of advance.

Never accept a drink from a urologist.

How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.

Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast.

I'll always be poor in my mind.

Do it again on the next verse, and people think you meant it.

There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.

One must judge men not by their opinions, but by what their opinions have made of them.

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts.

All men are liable to error; and most men are, in many points, by passion or interest, under temptation to it.

What do you despise? By this are you truly known.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

Wine is wonderful stuff. But so many people are put off by the snobbery of it.

All is mine but nothing owned, nothing owned for memory, and mine only while I look.