I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
We must not always talk in the market-place of what happens to us in the forest.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
I sound my barbaric yawp over the rooftops of the world.
The Declaration of Independence I always considered as a theatrical show. Jefferson ran away with all the stage effect of that... and all the glory of it.
Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway.
I do not argue with obstinate men. I act in spite of them.
The paranoid is never entirely mistaken.
If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words.
Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.
Some newspapers are fit only to line the bottom of bird cages.
Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom.
Who the hell wants fourteen pairs of shoes when they go on holiday? I haven't had fourteen pairs in my life.
There's no such thing as perfect writing, just like there's no such thing as perfect despair.
A man of honour should never forget what he is because he sees what others are.
The bat thought I was giving him the kiss of life!
Charity ... is the opium of the privileged.
Common sense is not so common.
The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow.
I don't watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself.
Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real.