Who the hell wants fourteen pairs of shoes when they go on holiday? I haven't had fourteen pairs in my life.
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving.
Face the facts of being what you are, for that is what changes what you are.
All honor's wounds are self-inflicted.
The more you like yourself, the less you are like anyone else, which makes you unique.
One of the great penalties those of us who live our lives in full view of the public must pay is the loss of that most cherished birthright of man's, privacy.
Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real.
I sound my barbaric yawp over the rooftops of the world.
Get off your butt and join the Marines!
People think I'm a miserable sod but it's only because I get asked such bloody miserable questions.
Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
I am not ashamed to confess that I am ignorant of what I do not know.
Not simply one of the virtues but the form of every virtue at the testing point, which means at the point of highest reality.
There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad.
There is no such thing as a Christian child: only a child of Christian parents.
I must uphold my ideals, for perhaps the time will come when I shall be able to carry them out.
There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.
If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words.
The cloud is free only to go with the wind. The rain is free only in falling.
A lie never lives to be old.