Parents wonder why the streams are bitter, when they themselves have poisoned the fountain.
The day of individual happiness has passed
Who the hell wants fourteen pairs of shoes when they go on holiday? I haven't had fourteen pairs in my life.
Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
A person preaches well that lives well.
Purity of heart is to will one thing.
What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?
Worry is the interest paid by those who borrow trouble.
The Declaration of Independence I always considered as a theatrical show. Jefferson ran away with all the stage effect of that... and all the glory of it.
We must not always talk in the market-place of what happens to us in the forest.
The cloud is free only to go with the wind. The rain is free only in falling.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them.
Any non-commissioned officer is more of an enemy to a recruit, any schoolmaster to a pupil, then they are if they were free.
Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom.
I've got a woman's ability to stick to a job and get on with it when everyone else walks off and leaves it.
The thing I lose patience with the most is the clock. Its hands move too fast
Get off your butt and join the Marines!
All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.
When the dog looks at you, the dog is not thinking what kind of a person you are. The dog is not judging you.
Give up trying to make me give up