Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!

Let him who would move the world first move himself.

I dream. Sometimes I think that's the only right thing to do.

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

Talent is God given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be grateful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful.

Where you stand depends on where you sit.

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.

Yesterday is but today's memory and tomorrow is today's dream.

Time flies over us, but leaves its shadow behind.

Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.

Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives.

One must wait until the evening to see how splendid the day has been.

Things which matter most must never be at the mercy of things which matter least.

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking.

If you're happy, don't worry you'll get over it.

A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.

When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.

Destiny is not a passive agent that lies in the lap of the Gods, but is an active instrument that lies in your own hands to shape as you will.

Energy may be likened to the bending of a crossbow; decision,to the releasing of a trigger.

Those who know, do. Those that understand, teach.