I'll always be poor in my mind.

Passion goes, Boredom remains.

Never accept a drink from a urologist.

You always admire what you really don't understand.

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.

Gold and silver from the dead turn often into lead.

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching.

A good traveller has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving.

The bat thought I was giving him the kiss of life!

One of the great penalties those of us who live our lives in full view of the public must pay is the loss of that most cherished birthright of man's, privacy.

Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought.

The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively.

Everything is vague to a degree you do not realize till you have tried to make it precise.

Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.

Rich men's houses are seldom beautiful, rarely comfortable, and never original. It is a constant source of surprise to people of moderate means to observe how little a big fortune contributes to Beauty.

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.

Jests that give pains are not jests.

We can work together for a better world with men and women of goodwill, those who radiate the intrinsic goodness of humankind.

No matter how thin you slice it, there will always be two sides.