One thing you can't hide - is when you're crippled inside.
If I play a stupid girl and ask a stupid question, I've got to follow it through, what am I supposed to do, look intelligent?
If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
[Meeting Aliens] Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!
If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does, and that is his.
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.
Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.
When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
Cut my pie into four pieces, I dont think I could eat eight.