I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didnt know.
When you're drowning you don't think, 'I would be incredibly pleased if someone would notice I'm drowning and come and rescue me.' You just scream.
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
You can't get spoiled if you do your own ironing.
If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.
Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
A writer needs a pen, an artist needs a brush, but a filmmaker needs an army.
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return.
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
He's very clever, but sometimes his brains go to his head.
Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
I have nothing to declare except my genius.
I never travel without my diary. One must always have something sensational to read on the train.