We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same.
I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back.
People create stories create people; or rather stories create people create stories.
Your personal nature seeks its paradise.
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands
A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.
Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
Effective action is always unjust.
I believe today that my conduct is in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator
There are no facts, only interpretations.
When something is important enough, you do it even if the odds are not in your favor.
That which costs little is less valued.
Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play.
Give up trying to make me give up
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.
Before I speak, I have something important to say.
A toast, Jedediah, to love on my terms. Those are the only terms anybody ever knows - his own.
A lie never lives to be old.
All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire.