There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.
A lie never lives to be old.
Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality.
Humility is attentive patience.
I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.
A stale article, if you dip it in a good, warm, sunny smile, will go off better than a fresh one that you've scowled upon.
You can have everything in life that you want if you just give enough other people what they want.
A good liar must have a good memory.
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.
Young heads take example of the ancient.
A person preaches well that lives well.
If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
I like to think of myself at home in the armchair, writing, smoking and occasionally wandering down the shop.
I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.
Sunlight is painting.
An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.
All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire.
Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
Pretty much, Apple and Dell are the only ones in this industry making money. They make it by being Wal-Mart. We make it by innovation.