You are like my little dog; when people see you, they know I am nearby.

It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.

Sunlight is painting.

I may not be better than other people, but at least I'm different.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

All that you accomplish or fail to accomplish with your life is the direct result of your thoughts.

It is a process of diverting one's scattered forces into one powerful channel.

The word 'good' has many meanings. For example, if a man were to shoot his grandmother at a range of five hundred yards, I should call him a good shot, but not necessarily a good man.

A scientific man ought to have no wishes, no affections, - a mere heart of stone.

Fashion changes, but style endures.

Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.

In the rush for justice it is important not to lose sight of principles the country holds dear.

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.

Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.

I am not a saint, unless you think of a saint as a sinner who keeps on trying.

We are all now connected by the Internet, like neurons in a giant brain.

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.

A toast, Jedediah, to love on my terms. Those are the only terms anybody ever knows - his own.