Take me down to the bar! We'll drink breakfast together!

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does, and that is his.

I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.

There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.

I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!

Nothing is permanent in this wicked world, not even our troubles.

When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.

I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

I have left orders to be awakened at any time during national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.

Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.

He's very clever, but sometimes his brains go to his head.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Be modest! It is the kind of pride least likely to offend.

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

A doctor can bury his mistakes, but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.

I have nothing but respect for you - and not much of that.

Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.