Let him who would move the world first move himself.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
How often I found where I should be going only by setting out for somewhere else.
A good teacher protects his pupils from his own influence.
The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions.
In anger we should refrain both from speech and action.
What can't be cured must be endured.
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
Experience is the only prophecy of wise men.
I have had good experience and trial of this world...I know what it is to be a subject, what to be a sovereign, what to have good neighbours, and sometimes meet evil willers. I have found treason in trust, seen great benefits little regarded.
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
It is not the strength, but the duration, of great sentiments that makes great men.
The cure for pain is in the pain.
Rest satisfied with doing well, and leave others to talk of you as they please.
Admiration is the daughter of ignorance.
Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it.
The noblest pleasure is the joy of understanding.
One just needs a little alertness to see and find out: Life is really a great cosmic laughter.
Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Choose rather to be strong of soul than strong of body.