Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
Right now Im having amnesia and dj vu at the same time. I think Ive forgotten this before.
I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.
One thing you can't hide - is when you're crippled inside.
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does, and that is his.
He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.
Never travel faster than your guardian angel can fly.
A smile is the best way to get away with trouble even if it's a fake one.
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
You'll never find a rainbow if you're looking down
I've heard that hard work never killed anyone, but I say why take the chance?
Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
I'm sorry this letter is so long, I didn't have time to make it shorter.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.