I may not be better than other people, but at least I'm different.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another.
Women have the right to work wherever they want, as long as they have the dinner ready when you get home.
Surrealism is destructive, but it destroys only what it considers to be shackles limiting our vision.
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
There's real poetry in the real world. Science is the poetry of reality
Do unto those downstream as you would have those upstream do unto you.
The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.
Passion goes, Boredom remains.
Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.
I want to sing like the birds sing, not worrying about who hears or what they think.
You are like my little dog; when people see you, they know I am nearby.
We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same.
Reverence does not die with mortals, nor does it perish whether they live or die.
The joke of our time is the suicide of intention.
Modesty and conscientiousness receive their reward only in novels. In life they are exploited and then shoved aside.
Never lend your car to someone you've given birth to.