All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does, and that is his.
Don't look at me in that tone of voice.
When you're thirty you're old enough to know better, but still young enough to go ahead and do it.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
The reason I talk to myself is because Im the only one whose answers I accept.
Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.
If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
Fell in love with a beautiful blonde once. Drove me to drink. And I never had the decency to thank her.
Above all, if what you've done is stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid.
I've learned one thing: you can only really get to know a person after a row. Only then can you judge their true character!
Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
If I play a stupid girl and ask a stupid question, I've got to follow it through, what am I supposed to do, look intelligent?
I love great music and art, but I think 'cubist' songs and paintings are hideous.
Take me down to the bar! We'll drink breakfast together!
Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask whats for lunch.
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.