I have always regarded myself as the pillar of my life.

The rich will do anything for the poor but get off their backs.

Do what's right for you, as long as it don't hurt no one

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.

Every person who ever thought he had a right to assert, and went boldly and asserted it, himself, or jointly with others that shared his convictions, was a direct actionist.

If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane.

When all life is seen as divine, everyone grows wings.

I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot!

Any idiot can face a crisis; it's this day-to-day living that wears you out.

I am an American; free born and free bred, where I acknowledge no man as my superior, except for his own worth, or as my inferior, except for his own demerit.

It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent that survives. It is the one that is the most adaptable to change.

It takes a long time to grow young.

Wrinkles are engraved smiles.

Boys will be boys. And even that wouldn't matter if only we could prevent girls from being girls.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.

Sow a thought and you get an act; Sow an act and you get a habit; Sow a habit and you get a character; Sow a character and you get a destiny.

Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself.

History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself.