Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Design is not just what it looks like and feels like. Design is how it works.

We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.

By desiring little, a poor man makes himself rich.

In the rush for justice it is important not to lose sight of principles the country holds dear.

But some emotions don't make a lot of noise. It's hard to hear pride. Caring is real faint - like a heartbeat. And pure love why, some days it's so quiet, you don't even know it's there.

I have no idea. People who boast about their IQ are losers.

When something is important enough, you do it even if the odds are not in your favor.

Children show me in their playful smiles the divine in everyone.

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.

We must not always talk in the market-place of what happens to us in the forest.

Some newspapers are fit only to line the bottom of bird cages.

Do unto those downstream as you would have those upstream do unto you.

All is mine but nothing owned, nothing owned for memory, and mine only while I look.

Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.

Your personal nature seeks its paradise.

I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians.