Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask whats for lunch.
Life's but short. You might as well be amusing.
It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.
I have nothing but respect for you - and not much of that.
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.
Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
There are some people that you cannot change, you must either swallow them whole or leave them alone.
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
Well, if she was dumb enough to marry you, she'll believe anything.
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
He has a brilliant mind until he makes it up.
It is better to be alone than in bad company.
There are only two types of women: goddesses and doormats.
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.
He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.
We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.
I dont know where I am going, but I am on my way.
The reason I talk to myself is because Im the only one whose answers I accept.