The bat thought I was giving him the kiss of life!

I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts.

Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.

Let us try to teach generosity and altruism, because we are born selfish.

Being an intellectual creates a lot of questions and no answers.

The mind that finds its way to wild places is the poet's; but the mind that never finds its way back is the lunatic's.

Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.

Memories warm you up from the inside. But they also tear you apart.

I don't say we all ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could.

The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.

It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.

The cloud is free only to go with the wind. The rain is free only in falling.

A moral being is one who is capable of reflecting on his past actions and their motives - of approving of some and disapproving of others

I hope I shall possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain what I consider the most enviable of all titles, the character of an honest man.

All is disgust when a man leaves his own nature and does what is unfit.

I love Madrid. I am happy to be here. I have been here three years and hope to be here longer. But I am proud of where I come from and never forget the people I grew up with.

We princes are set as it were upon stages in the sight and view of the world.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

Get off your butt and join the Marines!

What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?