Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point.

Any product that needs a manual to work is broken.

The more you like yourself, the less you are like anyone else, which makes you unique.

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet.

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play.

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving.

All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.

There is only one way... to get anybody to do anything. And that is by making the other person want to do it.

The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.

You’ll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut.

A scientific man ought to have no wishes, no affections, - a mere heart of stone.

Beneath the makeup and behind the smile I am just a girl who wishes for the world.

If the only prayer you said was thank you, that would be enough.

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.

Modesty and conscientiousness receive their reward only in novels. In life they are exploited and then shoved aside.

When the dog looks at you, the dog is not thinking what kind of a person you are. The dog is not judging you.

All is disgust when a man leaves his own nature and does what is unfit.