No flying machine will ever fly from New York to Paris.

If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words.

The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow.

All men are prepared to accomplish the incredible if their ideals are threatened.

I sound my barbaric yawp over the rooftops of the world.

If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.

I have often been accused of putting my foot in my mouth, but I will never put my hand in your pockets

When the dog looks at you, the dog is not thinking what kind of a person you are. The dog is not judging you.

The more you like yourself, the less you are like anyone else, which makes you unique.

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

The battle for women's rights has been largely won.

It is by no means an irrational fancy that, in a future existence, we shall look upon what we think our present existence, as a dream.

Charity ... is the opium of the privileged.

A man of honour should never forget what he is because he sees what others are.

The thing I lose patience with the most is the clock. Its hands move too fast

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

Show love, compassion, protection & generosity to those who depend on you – in fact, to everyone.

There is no real ending. It's just the place where you stop the story.

Any product that needs a manual to work is broken.

To forbid us anything is to make us have a mind for it.