Self-pity is our worst enemy and if we yield to it, we can never do anything wise in this world.

The hardest thing to explain is the glaringly evident which everybody has decided not to see.

It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew.

Until we're educating every kid in a fantastic way, until every inner city is cleaned up, there is no shortage of things to do.

Give them pleasure. The same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.

Be that self which one truly is.

Boards don't hit back.

I have only ever read one book in my life, and that is White Fang. It's so frightfully good I've never bothered to read another.

Fashion changes, but style endures.

Humility is attentive patience.

Never accept a drink from a urologist.

Freedom lies in being bold.

Everything is vague to a degree you do not realize till you have tried to make it precise.

I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.

Any product that needs a manual to work is broken.

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

I want to put a ding in the universe.

Fear may come true that which one is afraid of.

The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil and no good, nothing but blind pitiless indifference.

Tell me thy company, and I shall tell thee what thou art.

I want to sing like the birds sing, not worrying about who hears or what they think.