The good times of today are the sad thoughts of tomorrow.

Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true is really true, there would be little hope of advance.

An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them.

Purity of heart is to will one thing.

The mystery of the beginning of all things is insoluble by us; and I for one must be content to remain an agnostic

It is by no means an irrational fancy that, in a future existence, we shall look upon what we think our present existence, as a dream.

A place for everything, and everything in its place.

The two offices of memory are collection and distribution.

When something is important enough, you do it even if the odds are not in your favor.

Give up trying to make me give up

As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others.

Let us try to teach generosity and altruism, because we are born selfish.

Abuse of words has been the great instrument of sophistry and chicanery, of party, faction, and division of society.

It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.

The bat thought I was giving him the kiss of life!

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

A lot of people don't realize that depression is an illness. I don't wish it on anyone, but if they would know how it feels, I swear they would think twice before they just shrug it.

Do it again on the next verse, and people think you meant it.

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good thing for the first time.

There is no real ending. It's just the place where you stop the story.