They have formed their own 4-H club - the hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.

If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.

Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.

I am not ashamed to confess that I am ignorant of what I do not know.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.

His modesty amounts to deformity.

I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.

Radical simply means 'grasping things at the root'.

Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway.

I apologize for lying to you. I promise I won't deceive you except in matters of this sort.

I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues.

There are two things children should get from their parents: roots and wings.

Let us try to teach generosity and altruism, because we are born selfish.

My loneliness was born when men praised my talkative faults and blamed my silent virtues.

He who would accomplish little must sacrifice little; he who would achieve much must sacrifice much; he who would attain highly must sacrifice greatly.

As long as we believe in absurdities we shall continue to commit atrocities.

You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates.

Worry is the interest paid by those who borrow trouble.

Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.